“College candy,” “Ivy League crack,” “smart pills” — the list goes on and on. What all of these pseudonyms have in common is the bittersweet drug they represent.

Starting with the dawn of time, or maybe just since women’s rights were established, women complaining about men being “creepy” at parties has become an incessant annoyance to the top-ranked team in the battle of the sexes.

The San Diego State women’s tennis team has been battling all season, first against a very tough non-conference schedule and second against injuries and illness.

Jack Crane is in Austin and he’ll be bringing you news from SXSW all week ladies and gentleman.

I love The Strokes, I’m just going to say it.