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Let the festivities stop

The temperature is rising and crop tops are becoming shorter.

Wish on a fallen rock star

Do you have to be depressed to write a sad song? Do you have to be in love to write a love song?” Such were the words of William Miller in the movie “Almost Famous” as his character asked Russell Hammond what it was like to be in a band. Judging from my own personal experience of being in a rock band, it was a lot like the movie … in that they both lasted about two hours.

Let’s talk about sex

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out sex sells. You’ve heard it a million times before and you’ll hear it a million times more before you die. From movies to television shows to magazines to The New York Times Best Sellers, sex is everywhere we look. There are scantily clad models in nearly [...]

A trailer-made childhood

I grew up in a mobile home. No, I don’t mean my parents were constantly on their cell phones. I mean my house was delivered already assembled on the back of a flatbed truck.

A lesson before living

Meet Bobo the Clown. He makes children laugh. His real name is not important because he is not important.

Slam dunk dreams lost

With all of this madness surrounding March, I can’t help but be reminded of my unsuccessful venture into the world of basketball. Although the result wasn’t exactly what I had hoped for, I taught myself to use it as a learning experience.

‘Weather’ anyone cares

My morning routine is pretty blasé.

A new dance to old days

And so I find myself in the middle of our reunion wondering what it is about her beauty that convinces me to avert my eyes, as if something about her threatens me.

From a wonder years kid

Acid-washed jeans, overalls, combat boots with girly floral dresses and oversized men’s dress shirts tied to expose bare midriffs.

Love Library is haunting

At the start of my first year at San Diego State, I was excited to hear our library was open 24 hours a day. My nerdy little self decided I was going to spend all my nights studying in the library and doing work.

Iran trains female ninjas

Iran trains female ninjas

Basket or touchdown?

I’ve never been a big fan of sports.

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