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Listen Honey Boo Boo, we’ve had enough of you

By Hayley Rafner

There have been a lot of things going on in the world lately that have made me shake my head and shout, “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!”

Why we loved the 1990s

By Samantha Hirsch

As a child of the ‘90s, I was able to experience many amazing events. I was born in 1991, which allowed me to experience the majority of the glorious decade.

Time for men to act like it

By Mason Schoen

Bullying is a nonissue. Rather, it is symptom of a much larger issue: men not being men.

Ride until the wheels fall off

By Mason Schoen

I’m still suffering spinal pain from my biking accident in January.

There are a few types of hot dudes in this world. There are the super-duper hot ones, the ones who know they’re super-duper hot and use smooth talking and devastatingly good looks to distract you from the fact they’re giant tools.

Don’t be in the ‘foolish five’

By Samantha Hirsch

When asked to describe myself in five words or less, ideally I’d like to say I am intelligent, charismatic, attractive, witty and passionate or “I am usually always hungry.”

The top 5 worst football fans

By Chris Blakemore

Fall is my favorite time of year. The days are getting shorter, leaves are turning a brilliant shade of spray- tan orange and the country is once again inundated with a familiar pack of rabid beasts. I’m talking, of course, about football fans.

No nightmare on my street

By Hayley Rafner

In many ways I liken my life to a movie. Most of the time, I’m the hilarious sidekick always getting in the good punch lines and never really having any substantial romantic leads.

A pact of honor and chaos

By Mason Schoen

I was living alone the fall semester of my junior year at San Diego State when a couple of old high school friends called to tell me they’d transferred and were renting a one-bedroom near campus.