<![CDATA[The Daily Aztec - Humor RSS]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/se/the-daily-aztec-humor-rss-1.756337 Fri, 10 Sep 2010 06:35:08 -0400 en <![CDATA[TOADSTOOL CHRONICLES: Pondering life after college]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/toadstool-chronicles-pondering-life-after-college-1.2323207

By: Noah Henry, staff writer


I've been thinking about my career path. The time is closing in, and I'll graduate soon so I thought it'd be wise to starting thinking about what I want to do. Two things have been bouncing around in my head: I could either get a job or be homeless....

]]> Thu, 9 Sep 2010 00:27:41 -0400 1.2323207 Noah Henry, staff writer Humor <![CDATA[7 2 OFF SUIT: Lectures with Scuba Steve]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/7-2-off-suit-lectures-with-scuba-steve-1.2319528

By: Ace Nevarez, Staff Columnist


Yesterday, I was hit on by a moron....

]]> Fri, 3 Sep 2010 21:57:00 -0400 1.2319528 Ace Nevarez, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[TWISTED WIT: Burrito bods and suitin’ up]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/twisted-wit-burrito-bods-and-suitin-up-1.2312795

By: Chris Pocock, Staff Writer


Well, it's that time again. Summer is as dead and gone as my dream to understand 'Inception, and rdquo; and classes are upon us....

]]> Mon, 30 Aug 2010 23:34:50 -0400 1.2312795 Chris Pocock, Staff Writer Humor <![CDATA[7 2 OFF SUIT: For the dating impaired]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/7-2-off-suit-for-the-dating-impaired-1.2280585

By: Kristin Ace Nevarez


I am horrible at dating. and nbsp;I guess I didn't watch enough 'ElimiDATE and rdquo; in high school, but the whole dating thing just doesn't click with me. I don't understand the casual coffee, vague movie nights or late-night yogurt stops. My friends ha...

]]> Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:53:44 -0400 1.2280585 Kristin Ace Nevarez The Back Page <![CDATA[TOADSTOOL CHRONICLES: I’ve got a date Thursday]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/toadstool-chronicles-i-ve-got-a-date-thursday-1.2275856

By: Noah Henry, Staff Columnist


I've got a date this Thursday. First time in a while. I'm supposed to meet her at Pacific Beach and ask her questions and listen to her stupid answers. Then maybe at the end of the date I'll make a move on her to prove I'm not gay. Maybe she accepts, mayb...

]]> Sun, 20 Jun 2010 21:03:19 -0400 1.2275856 Noah Henry, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[7 2 OFF SUIT: Women, shopping and “the new black”]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/7-2-off-suit-women-shopping-and-the-new-black-1.2269927

By: Kristen Ace Nevarez, Staff Columnist


Women are ridiculous. I'm sorry. I love women and mdash; in a non-combat boots sort of way and mdash; but women are ... well, women can be pretty difficult. I used to think we weren't, but after going shopping with a bunch of them recently, I made some ...

]]> Wed, 26 May 2010 21:28:26 -0400 1.2269927 Kristen Ace Nevarez, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[LIFE ON THE SHARP SIDE: Boots, beers and boys]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/life-on-the-sharp-side-boots-beers-and-boys-1.2265000

By: Mallory Sharp, Staff Columnist


When the people from the camping site next to us showed up with a wagon toting 10 30-racks, I knew the events that would consume my weekend would be conducted in a drunken stupor. Somewhere between the three beer pong tables and beer bat, I believe you...

]]> Wed, 12 May 2010 01:44:08 -0400 1.2265000 Mallory Sharp, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[7 2 OFF SUIT: Listing 'en masse' some memories of the past]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/7-2-off-suit-listing-en-masse-some-memories-of-the-past-1.2264456

By: Kristen Ace Nevarez, Staff Columnist


Some horrible things have happened since I was a child. Actually, a lot of horrible things have happened since I was in elementary school, running around collecting POGS and cheating at Heads-Up Seven-Up. We mention these travesties in passing, when we're...

]]> Mon, 10 May 2010 23:47:59 -0400 1.2264456 Kristen Ace Nevarez, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[TWISTED WIT: Catching coffee shop fever for finals]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/twisted-wit-catching-coffee-shop-fever-for-finals-1.2263700

By: Chris Pocock, Staff Writer


It's that time of the year again and mdash; the days are getting hotter, the skirts are getting shorter and finals are lurking around the corner like a bad hangover after a night of tequila. In all honesty, I'm a little worried about the weeks to come....

]]> Sun, 9 May 2010 21:07:49 -0400 1.2263700 Chris Pocock, Staff Writer Humor <![CDATA[7 2 OFF SUIT: SDSU's Night at the Ballpark ]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/7-2-off-suit-sdsu-s-night-at-the-ballpark-1.2259016

By: Kristen Ace Nevarez, Staff Columnist


There was nothing, and I mean, nothing, more entertaining to be doing April 20 and nbsp;than sitting in the cheap seats of PETCO Park's and nbsp;'SDSU Night at the Ballpark and rdquo; watching the fans. Yeah, you heard me right. I was not watching the ...

]]> Wed, 5 May 2010 01:15:37 -0400 1.2259016 Kristen Ace Nevarez, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[TOADSTOOL CHRONICLES: Oh! The places you’ll go!]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/toadstool-chronicles-oh-the-places-you-ll-go-1.2257939

By: Noah Henry, Staff Columnist


I'm afraid this will be my last column of the semester. It's been a good year, and I'll be sad to see many of my peers graduating this spring. So I'd like to dedicate this column to graduating seniors and wish them the best on th...

]]> Mon, 3 May 2010 23:09:52 -0400 1.2257939 I'm afraid this will be my last column of the semester. It's been a good year, and I'll be sad to see many of my peers graduating this spring. So I'd like to dedicate this column to graduating seniors and wish them the best on th...]]> Noah Henry, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[TWISTED WIT: McLovin vs. the Brewers]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/twisted-wit-mclovin-vs-the-brewers-1.2256888

By: Chris Pocock, Staff Writer


I've never been much of a baseball guy. Although I played my fair share of baseball games when I was younger, my relatively brief but wildly successful career as a baseball player ended right about when snacks stopped being offered at the end of games....

]]> Sun, 2 May 2010 21:07:32 -0400 1.2256888 Chris Pocock, Staff Writer Humor <![CDATA[TOADSTOOL CHRONICLES: My final will and testament]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/toadstool-chronicles-my-final-will-and-testament-1.2243791

By: Noah Henry, Staff Columnist


I've been coughing and shooting snot rockets the size of tennis balls for the past couple of months. I just can't seem to kick this sickness. I don't know where I got it from. It could be the disgusting mold on my windowsill or the thriving ecosystem i...

]]> Wed, 28 Apr 2010 00:35:33 -0400 1.2243791 Noah Henry, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[LIFE ON THE SHARP SIDE: Warnings for the weary]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/life-on-the-sharp-side-warnings-for-the-weary-1.2242598

By: Mallory Sharp, Staff Columnist


Do you ever wish there were certain things in life that came with a warning? For example, it would be nice if the Free Speech Steps came with a sign stating you may be impaled with Bibles by men in suits ranting about salvation and the end of the world. O...

]]> Tue, 27 Apr 2010 00:47:58 -0400 1.2242598 Mallory Sharp, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[JUNK FOOD FOR THOUGHT: Social situations in the awkward post-21 world]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/junk-food-for-thought-social-situations-in-the-awkward-post-21-world-1.2240566

By: Anthony Artale, Staff Writer


When you turn 21 years old, it's supposed to be amazing. The whole world is unlocked to your alcoholic inhibitions. But for me, it was a hellish nightmare of social awkwardness. It's not that I don't enjoy drinking or meeting new people, I just don't fi...

]]> Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:32:47 -0400 1.2240566 Anthony Artale, Staff Writer Humor <![CDATA[TOADSTOOL CHRONICLES: Guys, don't be a flatterbox]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/toadstool-chronicles-guys-don-t-be-a-flatterbox-1.2233701

By: Noah Henry, Staff Columnist


Mommy always said, 'Noah, always be nice to girls. Treat them with respect and dignity, and never miss an opportunity to buy them gifts. Like flowers and chocolate bunny rabbits. and rdquo;I took this advice to heart in my youth, and knew that love consis...

]]> Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:20:07 -0400 1.2233701 Noah Henry, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[LIFE ON THE SHARP SIDE: Procuring for pleasure]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/life-on-the-sharp-side-procuring-for-pleasure-1.2231995

By: Mallory Sharp, Staff Columnist


and nbsp;Since the beginning of time, men have despised the great art of shopping. The crowded malls, the nagging salespeople, and the sweet aroma wafting from the food court is enough to have most men tugging at the end of their boyfriend leashes to dit...

]]> Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:28:30 -0400 1.2231995 Mallory Sharp, Staff Columnist Humor <![CDATA[LA PATI'S TAKES: The wrath of the gypsies in Chile]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/la-pati-s-takes-the-wrath-of-the-gypsies-in-chile-1.2230006

By: Patricia B. Dwyer, Staff Writer


I spent last Valentine's Day drunk and sad on a beach in Mexico. This Valentine's Day I was sick and dirty in South America. I'd call it maturation. I didn't even remember it was Valentine's Day until I saw a Chilean pastry store's large, pink and hear...

]]> Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:09:59 -0400 1.2230006 Patricia B. Dwyer, Staff Writer Humor <![CDATA[POPE'S DOCTRINE: Without Scrabble or Madden, my life would be meaningless ]]> http://www.thedailyaztec.com/the-back-page/humor/pope-s-doctrine-without-scrabble-or-madden-my-life-would-be-meaningless-1.2224427

By: David Pope, Assistant Sports Editor


I don't know how it took me this long to discover Scrabble on Facebook, but as of about two weeks ago, I am completely addicted. I'm normally not a very competitive guy and mdash; I mean, I was born with an adequately sized penis, so I have no reason t...

]]> Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:29:50 -0400 1.2224427 David Pope, Assistant Sports Editor Humor